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let’s face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes’s a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he’s annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn’t notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like “damn bitch you live like this” despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he’s winning the idgaf war

anexperimentallife:

tittyblade:
eggskall:
tiredfoxtf:
No, but this is actually crazy in the most dystopian sense.
this is the email btw
what the fuck
We live in Hell

amygdalae:

if you think really long and hard about a videogame it should be automatically added to your total playtime

catgirlforeskin:

captain-price-officially:
thepleasuregoblin:
Friendly reminder
Won’t say it again!
cis people can reblog this btw

hedonistbyheart:

The brothers Green being cute.

liebestode:

there’s no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don’t want us to express ourselves

orange-catsidy:

lavosse:
they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

nudityandnerdery:
forumgamer:
nudityandnerdery:
oleanderthoughts:
You know what… This really is one of the only alignment post that get the chaotic and lawful descriptors correctly aligned.
On the Lawful side: the two people who have to follow the recipes nearly exactly for the results they want - baking isn’t quite am exact measurements process but the margin of error for experiment is very, very thin. Tempering chocolate for use in structural works even more so.
On the Chaotic side: cooking and mixology where the margins of error for ingredients and portioning are so broad “whatever feels right” is almost never the wrong answer. The same recipe could be done a dozen different ways for a dozen different people and all of them would be a great outcome with minimal disaster in their wake.
This could also be an allegory for the difference between wizards (bakers) and sorcerers (cooks) - they’re all magic users (chefs), but the type of magic the weild and the source of their power is vastly different
You know, I was originally thinking that Dylan and Shiadanni should swap, but this convinced me they were properly placed, well done.
How is Dylan evil though? That’s either nonsense or worse.
Don’t look at it as a description of them personally, but rather the things they create. Dylan isn’t evil in a traditional sense, any more than the Tipsy Bartender is, but the things they create provoke a very visceral “Oh no what the fuck?!?!” sense of horror.
He’s called his own creations Abominations and War Crimes so i think he’d agree with this assessment

alexanderdamnhethin:

babymarkers:
the-chocolate-chip-pancake:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you